Thursday, July 31, 2008

Children Need Not Apply in Vulgaria,...er Cork!

Yes, it appears we have arrived in Vulgaria with Jemima and Jeremy with a Child Catcher lurking around every corner in Cork City Centre (their spelling, not mine). Our efforts to find housing in City Centre have been stymied and thwarted at every turn by evil real estate agents who outright refuse or reluctantly offer to show us apartments in City Centre because they do not believe we should be raising children without grass, parks, other children, etc...As most of you know, our children have been denied those discretionary items from the day they were born. Today, this discrimination reached a pinnacle when Norma from Absolute Property Management outright refused to let us schedule an appointment with her office if we were intending on living in City Centre with Children. WE SHALL NOT BE DENIED OUR SORDID FILTHY CITY LIVING AND I SHALL FIGHT NO MORE FOREVER--NOT-- or something like Chief Joseph said.
This does not end here now!